id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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