in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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