BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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