Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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