Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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