Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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