What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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