So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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