I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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