so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
