i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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