2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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