I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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