yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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