If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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