im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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