If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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