She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
