You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Swine flu. Run for my life!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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