no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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