quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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