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my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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