He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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