whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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