Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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