So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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