I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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