it wasn't lemon gatorade
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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