David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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