I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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