playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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