What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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