Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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