My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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