can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize