Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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