She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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