I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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