FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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