Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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