I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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