this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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