dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
we're so committed to being not committed
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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