I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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