Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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