I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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