Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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