If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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