I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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