I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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