I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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