I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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