O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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