If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I love you.
Bad choice
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