bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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